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Would you like to become my wife?"" Imbecile! What a question. It's my greatest dream! ! !Marjane Satrapi
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I asked him what his work was. He answered that he devoted all his time to his political activities... He was undoubtedly busy with the diplomatic relations between his testicles and women's breast.Marjane Satrapi
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Love is the opposite of good sense.Marjane Satrapi
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To be the mistress of a married man is to have the better role. Do you realize? His dirty shirt, his disgusting underwear, his daily ironing, his bad breath, his hemorrhoid attacks, his fuss, not to mention his bad moods, and his tantrums. Well all that is for his wife. When a married man comes to his mistress.. he's always bleached and ironed, his teeth sparkle, his breath is like perfume, he's in a good mood, he's full of conversation, he is there to have a good time with you.Marjane Satrapi
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I've never seen or touched anything."" Can you explain then how you had children?"" You're right. It's true I have four kids. Four! But still I have never seen the male organ. He came into the bedroom, he turned off the light, and then Bam! Bam! Bam! and voila I was pregnant! What's more, I was granted four girls. So I have never seen penises.Marjane Satrapi
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Men's pride is situated in their scrotums.Marjane Satrapi